Life Is Brutal but So Am I Scented Soy Candle

A little light for the days that feel like a lot. This 9 oz soy candle features a bold “Life Is Brutal But So Am I” label—equal parts honest, defiant, and darkly funny. Choose from 12 aromatic scents, from cozy Christmas Warmth and Cinnamon Vanilla to crisp Clean Cotton, oceanic Atlantis Whisper, or fragrance-free illumination. Made with a natural soy wax blend and cotton wick, it burns for approximately 50–60 hours, bringing a steady glow to late-night resets, self-care rituals, and spaces that refuse to take themselves too seriously. Once finished, clean the glass vessel and reuse it as décor or storage. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and made to ASTM safety standards.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a cotton wick
- Vegan, non-toxic formula free from lead, parabens, phthalates, plastics, and synthetic dyes
- 12 scent options, including scented and unscented choices
- Reusable glass jar with a glossy permanent adhesive label
- 50–60 hour burn time; ASTM safety compliant

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.