{"product_id":"we-are-fucked-earth-statement-waffle-tea-towel","title":"We Are Fucked Earth Statement Waffle Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring a little cosmic mystery to the kitchen with this double-sided waffle tea towel. The design shows a glowing Earth held between fiery, expressive hands, wrapped in golden lettering that reads “we're fucked”—a bold, darkly humorous statement for those who see the crisis clearly and still face it with wit. The textured black waffle fabric feels right at home in an activist kitchen, an artist’s studio, or a conversation-starting housewarming gift. Lightweight, absorbent, and quick-drying, it handles everyday spills while the vivid sublimated print keeps the artwork striking. Use it during climate-awareness gatherings, Earth Day events, or whenever your space needs a sharp visual reminder of the world we share.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Lightweight polyester waffle fabric with a breathable textured weave\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Absorbent and quick-drying for everyday kitchen use\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Durable overlock edges help prevent fraying\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Double-sided dye-sublimated printing delivers crisp, vivid artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Measures 16 x 25 inches (40.64 x 63.5 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Stir The Pot Fashion , support@stirthepotstore.com, 123 Woodshade Dr , Newark, DE, 19702, US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' x 25'' \/ White","offer_id":67945065873727,"sku":"15802673402554690714","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0832\/2872\/1471\/files\/20261103031253-1f1d7347-5889-6c48-8b28-ea986fcc02be.png?v=1793675708","url":"https:\/\/stirthepotshop.com\/products\/we-are-fucked-earth-statement-waffle-tea-towel","provider":"STIR THE POT ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}